Girlfriend : You know what? Girlfriend : That was a lot less scary than I imagined it would be. Daddy Dearest : Pfft, it was just baby-time music. Daddy Dearest : I thought someone as puny as him would only be able to handle that. Daddy Dearest : Now comes the real test. Yer gonna show me just how badly you want my baby girl. Girlfriend : Oh no, dad please don't do something rash Boyfriend : Don't worry doll, this is all for practice.
Hit me with anything geezer! Daddy Dearest : Alright. Daddy Dearest : You said you were a rapper, right? Girlfriend : That also wasn't as intense as I thought it'd be! You persistent little shit.
Girlfriend :??? Boyfriend : Whatcha gonna do now, pops? The crowd's getting bigger. Boyfriend : They want a show. I say we give em one Boyfriend : However, you ARE lookin' mighty tired.
Daddy Dearest : Same could be said for you, boh. But I'm 'bouta make mincemeat outta you. Daddy Dearest : How Daddy Dearest : How are you so damn good?! Boyfriend : I'd do anything for your girl man. Don't you understand? Boyfriend : I really want her, I've proven myself worthy. Boyfriend : I deserve this I deserve, HER! Girlfriend : BF Daddy Dearest : You don't deserve shit Boyfriend : Even if they are better than me No flaws make you a lame!
Boyfriend : Your daughter knows what she's doing. She picked my bum-ass for a reason. Boyfriend : Now stay out her business, and attend to the tightness of them jeans. Boyfriend : Babe, I know that haunted houses are intended to be eery 'n' shit Boyfriend : But nah, this place is whack! I hate it here!! Girlfriend : What are you so afraid of? Girlfriend : I'm here by your side, no one's gonna hurt you.
I got jumpscared so much my scrote's losing control of itself Girlfriend : I'm sure there's a bathroom around here so you can fix yourself up. Girlfriend : Do you 2 dolls have any idea where a bathroom may be? Girlfriend : Ah okay, thank you! Skid : We were informed that you were our precious candy, senora GF!
Pump : So we'll be taking you now, as a treat! Boyfriend : Not so fast! You guys ain't earn her like I did, she's all mine!
Girlfriend : Baby Then you can have her. Girlfriend : Bitch Boyfriend : Issa good deal ain't it? Boyfriend : Raw as fuck! I totally aced that! Boyfriend : It was hard as shit, but I aced it! Boyfriend : I Boyfriend : How you feelin' towards these little duders hon?
Girlfriend : They're cute and all, but I really think it's too scary here. We should leave. Boyfriend : What, can't handle a little dark atmosphere? Girlfriend : No, I can handle that and these two freaks of nature Girlfriend : If anything, it's the thunder for me. Boyfriend : ".. I get it. Skid : Aw come on! Don't leave so soon, fren! Pump : Espooky month barely even started!! Boyfriend : Spooky Month? Skid : You don't know 'bout espooky month!?
Girlfriend : No, please enlighten us! Pump : Well it's Pump : Eating spooky candies, discovering spooky monsters Skid : And doing the spooky dance!!
Boyfriend : Is that what you guys were doing while you were singing? Boyfriend : I kinda wanna try it out too, honestly! Monster :. Boyfriend : Wait huh?
Boyfriend : Where's the little monster kids? Boyfriend : GF??? Boyfriend : Why's it so dark now Monster : you ask too many questions, big fella! Boyfriend : W-who the hell are you?! Tell me what you did to them!
Monster : i just wanted some alone time with you, is that so wrong? Monster : i'm dying to have a little singing battle with you. Boyfriend : For what reason Monster : don't know, but it's gonna be fu-u-un!
Girlfriend : Are you okay?! Boyfriend !! Boyfriend : What Skid : Are you okay fren? You blacked out, probably from too much spooky dancing! Boyfriend : No I what? Boyfriend : You guys didn't see that thing?! Girlfriend : What are you on about? Boyfriend : I must be going mad No more. Boyfriend : It was fun, I guess, but my bowels are gettin' irritable. Boyfriend : By the way, what were you two's names?
Skid : I'm Skid! Pump : I'm Pump! Girlfriend :: Awe, I changed my mind, they're so cute! Girlfriend : Hope we have kids as ambitious as them one day. Boyfriend : The more I gotta do shit like this, the less fertile I become. Boyfriend : But it's cool! We do it for the culture! And the sex. Boyfriend : This view's so pretty, almost as pretty as you Girlfriend : You're awfully corny!!
I like it. Girlfriend : Also, your hand's really low. Boyfriend : Oh shit, my bad Girlfriend : Move it lower. Boyfriend : Ohh it's like that huh?! Well come here babe Pico : I knew i'd find you here you lil shit. Boyfriend : Pico? Of all people Girlfriend : Huh!? Who are you 3?! What's going on, how does BF know you? Boyfriend : What did I do now man?!
Pico : Nothin' to me, but pops coughed up the dough, and you know me, heheh. Girlfriend : Bringing your goons along with you huh? Darnell : You were one letter away from gettin' lit up like a suburb in December. Pico : I bring my boys with me wherever I go, no matter the difficulty of the task! Nene : Boy and girl! Pico : Fuck up.
Nene : Okay! Pico : Anyway, as the realest muhfucka on the rooftop was sayin' Pico : Jobs like this have been scarce, so lemme play with my food a little. Pico : Hey fatty, lay down a beat! If we jam, y'all live Pico : And if it's trash Pico : Okay cool, I don't hate you. Girlfriend : Wait wait wait, hold on Girlfriend : You mentioned "pops" a minute ago Girlfriend : wuh HUH!?
Boyfriend : Wait Pico : Come on man Pico : You are blood money to me. Your girl's dad hired me to take you out Boyfriend : Wait to like dinner or Pico : He hired me to kill you. Said you embarrassed him but he won't tell me what for. Boyfriend : All I did was out-rap him like the sexy beast I am Pico : That's petty as heck in hindsight.
But money is money, and murder fucking' rocks! Pico : Okay!! The beats was hot, but now I'm losing. Pico : your life Pico : uhahaaaa! Boyfriend and Girlfriend Pico : Fuck both of you.
Boyfriend : You said that you'd spare us if our songs were heat! You a bitch! Pico : Don't care, changed my mind, suck me. Girlfriend : This is so annoying! Why are white people like this!? Boyfriend : Tch, he hasn't changed a bit since we stopped dating. Girlfriend : Since you what?
Pico : What the Pico : You can't just go around casually mentioning that you f-. Nene : w-what?? Nene : GAYS?! Nene : what the FUCK?! Pico Darnell : Aaand that's Pico : You. You fool. Nene was extremely homophobic You knew that. Pico : So then Pico : XML. Pico : Funny how that works: never shot no one and yet someone's dead Pico : You gotta be pullin' my nuts here.
Pico : Whatever, let's throw hands Girlfriend : Not so fast! Pico !! Girlfriend : You belong to the Dearest family now. Darnell Boyfriend :??? Girlfriend : Uhm Girlfriend : Yeah so turns out I'm not adopted haha! Girlfriend : Just promise you won't tell anyone okay? Girlfriend : Hey BF, they're playin my momma's song on the radio! You vibin' with it? Boyfriend : Yee yee, I'm rockin' with it!
Boyfriend : Y'know, GF? I don't think I've ever been with someone who makes me as happy as you do. Boyfriend : It's so nice having someone as clingy as me by my side. Girlfriend : I wouldn't say I'm clingy, I'm just here to see you kick ass and not die! Girlfriend : What's with the face?
It's the truth. Boyfriend : Right. Boyfriend : Speaking of relationships Girlfriend : Oh him? Well, you know the shadow realm from Yu-Gi-Oh? Girlfriend : It's essentially like that. He isn't suffering or anything, but he belongs to us Girlfriend : Me specifically. Boyfriend : Aight, that's real sus.
Boyfriend : Why are you having another man around all the time huh? Girlfriend : Are you dense? Why are you jumping to conclusions all defensively? Girlfriend : I might have him around all the time, but he isn't even able to interact with me unless I say so.
Boyfriend : None of this seems right to me. Boyfriend : The last couple of things you just said make me doubt your feelings for me. Girlfriend : Come on now! Even if we've been dating for less than 3 months doesn't mean shit Boyfriend : You're saying that I don't mean shit!?
Girlfriend : NO! Girlfriend : Wait, did you hear that? Boyfriend : What the--?! Who's there?! Mommy Mearest : Also, you're grounded, 'member? Your father and I own that ginger now. YOU can't use him. Girlfriend : Momma?? Mommy Mearest : It's me honey! I'm crashin' this party. Girlfriend : YEAH?? Mommy Mearest : Make sure she doesn't get away or compromise this situation.
Mommy Mearest : Sorry to crash y'alls date, but yer initiation ain't over boy! Girlfriend : You said you were staying out of this, mother. Mommy Mearest : I was. Then Gnomeo over here decided to embarrass my shnuckums in front of his fans.. Mommy Mearest : You wouldn't believe how much he sobbed in my arms the night it happened. Mommy Mearest : Tell me your name, boy. Boyfriend : BF My name's BF. That's the dumbest name I've ever heard of! Mommy Mearest : Anyway's, the name's Mommy Mearest.
Mommy Mearest : After this, though, the only thing you'll be callin' me is Mommy. Boyfriend : PFFT, you're funny. I like you, lady! Girlfriend : Thinking: The hell is she doing? Is she Whatever, I know BF's heart is in the right place! He's not going to fall for it. Girlfriend : Then again I made him really upset with me. Girlfriend : It might make it easy for him to succumb to her charms Ethan : Good evening, beautiful people. Ethan : Two of the persons atop the involved matte-black limos have been identified as ex-popstar Mommy Mearest Ethan : That's a fuckin' stupid name Ethan : Ahem- and her daughter.
Ethan : Whatever the case, the road there is known to be littered with low-hanging street lights, so caution is advised.
Ethan : Seriously, who the fuck put those there!? There's, like, a twelve mile stretch with no light behind them. Ethan : More on this high-speed action soon Ethan : Was I supposed to say that? I don't give a shit, dude. Mommy Mearest : Not bad, boy Boyfriend : This shit Boyfriend : I see where those abs come from now Mommy Mearest : What're you starin' so hard for, boy? You want me?? Boyfriend : Tch!!
As if. Girlfriend : You're weird as hell mom! Why is it so hard for you and dad to be normal? Girlfriend : Crashing my dates,. Girlfriend : trapping people into televisions,. Girlfriend : causing someone to smoke the sheer dread out of having to deal with you guys??
Girlfriend : It's so annoying! Bubbles : Your parents know what's best for ya Girlfriend : And bring your imps along!? You're the worst.
Mommy Mearest : Your boyfriend don't seem to think so. Look at how he's pantin from just bein' in my presence! Mommy Mearest : Tell me, BF, what is it that you like the most about me?
Mommy Mearest : Is it.. My beautiful, long curly hair? Mommy Mearest : Or perhaps Boyfriend : Can we go to the next song please? Girlfriend : Why are you dodging the question? Girlfriend : I'm losing him, It's so quick but, I'm already losing him. Girlfriend : It can't end like this. BF's gotta remember what he's doing this for Mommy Mearest : Remember, BF. There's a huge difference between a woman, and a little girl.
Ethan : Is it really that important? Nobody gives a shit about this kid! I'm eight days into a 2-week notice, I'm tired of this shit. Ethan : An anonymous tip sent into the newsroom just moments ago has identified the short, blue-haired youth accompanying the Dearest family members and associates atop the speeding limos as Boyfriend.
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